Top 3 annoying comments from my doctor
About my tattoo being on my back: “It won’t show up in your wedding dress.”
About needing a shot for whooping cough: “It will last 10 years, so when you have children…”
About whether I was single: “You need someone to put a ring on it.”
My top 3 responses, if I was not a nice person:
“Lady please, what makes you think I would wear a dress that didn’t show off my tramp stamp?”
“Wait, do you have a shot that lets me give whooping cough to children?”
“And not use a coaster on my coffee table?”
